Today's quotes [5.10.13]
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"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
-- email@example.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.
- Emily Latella
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal."
Henry Ford (1863-1947)
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