Today's quotes [5.1.13]
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Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
-- me, in a support call
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.
- W. C. Fields
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