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There was a brave damsel of Brighton Whom nothing could possibly frighten. She plunged in the sea And, with infinite glee, Was fucked in the ass by a Triton
A golfer named Sandy MacFarr Went to bed with a Hollywood star When he first saw her gash he Cried, "Quick, goot muh mashie! Uh thunk uh c'n muk it in par."
There once was a horse named Lily Whose dingus was really a dilly. It was vaganoid duply, And labial quadruply--- In fact, he was really a filly.
On May Day the girls of Penzance, Being bored by the lack of romance, Joined the workers' parade With this banner displayed: "What the Pants of Penzance Need is Ants."
A disgusting young man named McGill Made his neighbors exceedingly ill When they learned of his habits Involving white rabbits And a bird with a flexible bill
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