Today's quotes [4.9.13]
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"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
all just too hard."
-- me, on oz#gothic
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"
"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush Sr.
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