Today's quotes [4.7.13]
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A leader is best when people barely know he exists.
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage
cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
-- Bill Gates
The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was
"From a real email message:
... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
I'm the Happy Prince...
King James I
(This person is no longer an NT admin)"
-- Peter Gutmann
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