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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 

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I have the world's largest collection of seashells.  I keep it on all the
beaches of the world...  Perhaps you've seen it.


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"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"


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"Historical Landmark #9678023
 Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
 millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
 programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
 name for the Apple Menu."
                        -- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc


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Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.


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