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I have a map of the United States...  Actual size.  It says, "Scale:  1 mile =
1 mile."  I spent last summer folding it.  I also have a full-size map of the
world.  I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".


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"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
                        -- Angela Randall


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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
 -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest 
 

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"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
                        -- petro@suba.com


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Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner.
Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.

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