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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.

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"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." 

Alexai Sayle.

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One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent. 

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Bradley's Bromide:
   If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
   committee -- that will do them in.


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"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html


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