Today's quotes [4.30.13]
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.
"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
committee -- that will do them in.
"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
Gates just does it for the money."
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