Today's quotes [4.3.13]
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"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
-- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"
Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.
"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions."
* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
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