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"Upon the upland road
 Ride easy, stranger:
 Surrender to the sky
 Your heart of anger."
  - James K. Baxter
    "High Country Weather"



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"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
 while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
                        -- me, true story


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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,
and tyrannize their teachers. What will become of them?
This world is truly coming to an end.

    - Socrates 

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"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." 

     - Sue Murphy

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