Today's quotes [4.29.13]
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"Upon the upland road
Ride easy, stranger:
Surrender to the sky
Your heart of anger."
- James K. Baxter
"High Country Weather"
"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
-- me, true story
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,
and tyrannize their teachers. What will become of them?
This world is truly coming to an end.
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
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