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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.


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"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
                        -- Lynn Howard (oops)


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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
    have, for instance. 

                                         --Franklin P. Jones




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"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
   find my #%@# clothes."
   - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
   keeps a color photo of himself above his locker


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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

     - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
       newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie. 

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