Today's quotes [4.27.13]
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"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
- - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"
"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
-- Henry Rollins
Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
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