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a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!"
b) "No, thanks."
c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one."
d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back.
   Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam."
e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!"
f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught
   you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep?
   No fun! You people so boring!"
                        -- The Weirdness Test,


"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.


"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan


"Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
                        -- Rob Kolstad


Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr


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