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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
               --Pat Metheny


What's another word for Thesaurus? 

     - Steve Wright 


"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 


"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
"Shut up."
                        -- Adrian, Janet


true patriotism:

"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"

--Edward Abbey


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