Today's quotes [4.25.13]
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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Steve Wright
"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
-- Adrian, Janet
"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"
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