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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
   must eat it with naked fat people.
         Ed Bluestone


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"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
 Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
 Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
                        -- Plunderer's Theme
                                (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)


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Antique is just another word for second-hand.

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"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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