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Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
       inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
       his neighbour.


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Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."



2. 




"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
 there..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe


3. 




The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China. 

4. 




"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle


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