Today's quotes [4.21.13]
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"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
no further importance. Life goes on."
-- dB magazine
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Everything takes longer than you expect.
Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."
- A. Whitney Brown
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