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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
 my health."

-- Ally McBeal on lost love


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"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them.  If someone else's
 solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey!  This is an *.advocacy group!  You can't use that logic in here!"
                        -- kjlang@gcs-server.jsc.nasa.gov,
                                tstanley@ou.edu, in various groups


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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Cover me. I'm changing lanes. 

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"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
 all and in the darkness bind them."
                        -- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery


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Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)

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