Today's quotes [4.2.13]
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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
-- Ally McBeal on lost love
"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them. If someone else's
solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey! This is an *.advocacy group! You can't use that logic in here!"
firstname.lastname@example.org, in various groups
Seen on a bumper sticker...
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them."
-- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)
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