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"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
-- Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him.
- Groucho Marx
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
But why can't it be mine?"
-- Pearl Jam, "Black"
(Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities
between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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