Today's quotes [4.18.13]
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"Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"
In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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