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"Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"

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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes. 

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Entropy isn't what it used to be.


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