Today's quotes [4.17.13]
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"That post-coital glue..."
-- Sarah O'Brien
"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
not the same, however different standards on other machines although
different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."
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