Today's quotes [4.16.13]
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"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg."
- James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
-- The Tea Party, "Temptation"
"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
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