Today's quotes [4.15.13]
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"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics. We merely realize that the entire
Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
_powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
-- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery
We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988
Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
was dictated but not signed."
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