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"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
 Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
 the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
 is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
 branded on his forehead."
                        -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr


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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?" 

    - Linda Ellerbee 

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"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.

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DeVries's Dilemma:
   If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
   hits the paper.


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There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.

        --Don Herold



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