Today's quotes [4.13.13]
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"Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told"
"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."
-- Gallagher --
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.
When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,
and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.
Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
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