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"I can get anything to go in..."
                        -- Karen


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* Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
       awful.


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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.

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A penny saved is ridiculous.


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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers

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