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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and


* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. 


After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.


Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.


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