Today's quotes [4.1.13]
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Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.
-- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic''
"Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper
-- Simon Travaglia
"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
-- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
institution, circa 17th century.
"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother."
- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine
"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
-- Steven Wright
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