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Lisa:  Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart.  If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 
   -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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"Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper
 administration ethics."

-- Simon Travaglia


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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
                        -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
                           institution, circa 17th century.


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"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine 

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"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
                        -- Steven Wright


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