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                    A young baseball fan named Miss Glend
                    Was the home team's best rooter and friend,
                            But for her the big league
                            Never held the intrigue
                    Of a bat with two ball at the end.


                    There was a young lady of Bhore
                    Who was courted by gallants galore.
                            Their ardent protestin'
                            She found interestin',
                    And ended her life as a virgin.


                    A certain young man of St. Paul
                    Consistently practiced withdrawal.
                            This quaint predilection
                            Created such friction,
                    He soon had no foreskin at all.


                    There once was a lass from Seattle
                    Who had a habit of sucking off cattle,
                            'Till a bull from the south
                            Shot a load in her mouth
                    And made her ovaries rattle!


                    There once was a man from Dundee
                    Who was fucking an ape in a tree.
                            The results were most horrid:
                            All ass and no forehead,
                    Three balls and a purple goatee!


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