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Michael Jackson: He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was 
a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album 
will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you."


What's black and white and comes in little cans?

Michael Jackson


What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out


What do you call an  intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A rumor 


He said - Since I first laid eyes on  you, I've wanted to make love 
to you really badly.

She said - Well, you  succeeded. 


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.

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