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Michael Jackson: He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you."
What's black and white and comes in little cans? Michael Jackson
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
Love, Mary
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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