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What do you call rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hare line.........


She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.


If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:

Anna Nicole Smith.

Sent by Marisa


A blonde began a job as an Junior  school counselor, and she 
was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy 
standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the 
rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. 
Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.

The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy 
noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. 
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be 
your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking 
at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, 
Sandy then asked "Why are you standing here all alone? 
Why don't you go and join those boys playing football over 
there?" "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, 

"I'm the bloody goalie."

Sent by Gerald


A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because 
he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest 
and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the 
Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I 
am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted 
on Sundays." The man thinks: "What does a priest know 
about sex?" So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a 
married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the 
minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and 
therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he 
seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition 
and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then 
states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man 
replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others 
tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex 
were work, my wife would have the maid do it." 

Sent by Jesse


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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