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A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind 
of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the 
eldest daughter. 
He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. 
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the 
second daughter. 
He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry. 
"I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the 
youngest daughter.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.
One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.

2. 




What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?

Flatman and Ribbon.


Sent by Matias


3. 




What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

A backdoor pedofile!

4. 




Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?

NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the 
      evening, NUN what so ever!


Sent by Tiffany

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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