Today's jokes [4.21.13]
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A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind
of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the
He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the
He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Sent by Matias
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A backdoor pedofile!
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the
evening, NUN what so ever!
Sent by Tiffany
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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