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If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times, does he become disoriented?


A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the
family," said the man.  "To show you how much we care for you,
I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business.  All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being
stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a
half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like
factories and won't work in a office.  What am I going to do with

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"


Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

Alcohol interferes with their suffering.


What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most 

He was allergic to carrots.


What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?

Snoop in your medicine cabinet.


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