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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; 
the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their 
arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline 
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, 
he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in 
at the hotel and called her up, wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she 
sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign
on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?

Elvis has been sighted.

2. 




What is white and flies across the sky? 

                 The coming of the Lord.

3. 




What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

4. 




What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? 

Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,
and then next thing you know your house is gone!

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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