Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 


Today's jokes [4.18.13]

Vote for the joke that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to joke categories and "Email Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your joke reading.


When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

1. 




The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like 
Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact 
that WonTon spelled backwards is Not Now.

2. 




Two Tourists

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching 
Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's 
name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they 
stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we 
order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please 
pronounce where we are... very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, 
Kiiiing."

3. 




At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a 
hairdryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.

4. 




One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound
box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

5. 



BONUS! A random joke from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD




Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



By voting you are helping select today's best joke. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best jokes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Stories
Today's Poems
Today's Quotes
Today's Funny Pic

 April '13 Jokes Issues:
S  M  T  W  Th F  St
   1  2  3  4  5  6  
7  8  9  10 11 12 13 
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 
28 29 30 

Jump to  



For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.