Today's stories [3.5.13]
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I was on a Southwest flight once that was delayed at the gate
after everyone boarded. The flight attendant said over the
intercom, "We're sorry for the delay. The machine that normally
rips the handles off your luggage is broken, so we're having to
do it by hand. We should be finished and on our way shortly."
Yep, I was reading my Bible (King James V.) last night and found a
reference to PMS.
I believe it was in Matthew.
It was something like "...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to
Last night my spouse was berating me for wanting to check my
email as soon as I got home from work. "You know", she
complained, "I think that work rules your life".
"No dear," I replied, "_you_ rule my life. I just prefer work."
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