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   I saw in the paper the other day that there's a serious shortage of
   men in Washington DC. I commented on this fact to my wife and told her
   I might just go there. I added that the article said that men could
   earn $50 a nite easily as a gigolo.
   She smiled and said, "And exactly how do you intend to live on $200 a
   month ?"


   One morning following a tiff, I put my pants on too roughly & ripped
   the seam along the fly. I glared at my wife and said "I'll wear these
   today so everyone in the Office will know what I have to put up with."
   She said, "No, I'll repair them. I don't want them to know what I have
   to put up with."


   A few years ago my wife started to wear tight jeans.
   I went out and bought a convertible.
   Then she bleached her hair.
   I took a lot of multiple vitamin shots.
   Just a few months ago, she had a face lift and a "tummy tuck."
   I got an implant.
   And that's the way its been for the two of us:
   side by side -- growing young together.


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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."

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