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I had a uncle one time who left my little brother who was three years old in his
jeep by himself while he ran in the house to use the pisser and he gave direct
instructions that whatever happened dont spill the coffe we'll my brother really
looked up to our uncle so he wasnt going to let anythign happen to the coffe and
he did just that he accidently kicked the jeep in to geer and it rolled down
the hill and he didnt try to stop it he jumped out and ran in to tell my uncle
what a good job of protecting his coffe he did while the jeep lay at the bottom
of the hill wrecked.Weird but true
Sent by Matt
Jenn says her husband worked with this guy at the high school.
The guy wanted to measure the wall and he asked Mike (my
husband) for some assistance. Mike said, "why not use the
yardstick over there?" The guy looked at Mike and, very serious,
said, "I can't use that. The wall is longer than the yardstick."
Michele's son was attending the Cub Scout meeting. One of
the other parents there asked what was going to happen
Thanksgiving week -- was there going to be a meeting or not.
The Scout Leader replied, (no kidding), "We'll just have to
see what day Thanksgiving falls on this year."
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