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"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison." 

WC Fields.


Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant


"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+
 radical attached.  Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind
 strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a
 match made in heaven."
                        -- The Internet Oracle


As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles. 

     - Patrick F. McManus 


It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.

                                                       --Friedrich Nietzsche


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