Today's quotes [3.8.13]
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
-- Sarah O'Brien
Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
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