Today's quotes [3.7.13]
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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven.
- Rich Hall
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.
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