Today's quotes [3.6.13]
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The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.
- - - Mark Twain
"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
-- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt. It might seem easy enough,
but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.
Jurassic Park, that is."
-- Larry Wall
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