Today's quotes [3.5.13]
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In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
"Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's
not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that."
"Luke I am your father... and your brother."
-- A redneck Vader
* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- John Andrew Holmes
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