Today's quotes [3.4.13]
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But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...
-- Deuteronomy 22:20-21
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
world have nothing to do with tires.
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.
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