Today's quotes [3.31.13]
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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
- - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'. Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
-- Jonathan Nicholson (firstname.lastname@example.org),
Debbie Schwartz (email@example.com),
Majdi Abbas (firstname.lastname@example.org)
ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
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