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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!

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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
                                         whatsoever.

                                - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella 

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"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
 to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'.  Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
                        -- Jonathan Nicholson (jjn@sanger.ac.uk),
                           Debbie Schwartz (das@coho.halcyon.com),
                           Majdi Abbas (mabbas@staff.uiuc.edu)


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ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
   Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!


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