Today's quotes [3.30.13]

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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts. 

Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" 

     - Rita Rudner

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
   in the country.
   -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
nothing.

Frederick Sawyer

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