Today's quotes [3.30.13]
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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
-- Peter Murkin (sp?)
For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts.
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
- Rita Rudner
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
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