Today's quotes [3.3.13]
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I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
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