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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time

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"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all."  -- JFK

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"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.

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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


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What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others

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