Today's quotes [3.27.13]
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Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
"As God once said, and I think rightly..."
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