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   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!


  

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   Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
   words:
   "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."


  

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- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.


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ON HIGHER EDUCATION
   College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
   drink.


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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.

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