Today's quotes [3.26.13]
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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
"The following two statements are usually both true:
There's not enough documentation.
There's too much documentation."
-- Larry Wall
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea. The difference between a seed
and an inert speck can be hard to see, but only one of them will grow
and return itself in kind and be multiplied.
- John Ciardi
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